r0achlezbian:

begging all of you to get a cup of hot chocolate just because i’ve been chugging hot chocolate lately and it’s really good. also i don’t feel like getting into internet arguments as often anymore bc i see someone being stupid and i go ok… and i drink my hot chocolate and i stop caring about them. i think everyone should drink some hot chocolate and stop caring

pengychan:

I don’t want characters to make Morally Correct Choices, I want them to make choices which are Consistent With Their Fucking Characterization

Literally nothing throws me out of a story faster than a character suddenly and very obviously doing something that clashes with their characterization and established goals because it’s what the author would do in their place.

hellomelancholic:

foxgirltail:

I sense that something has happened in football today

buscemifan:

funnytwittertweets:

slimegargoyle:

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

legofrans:

Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I’m just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on

tippenfunkaport:

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks… that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

emetkoto:

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

camilicy:

Getting back into the groove 🐀🌸✨

lesbianboyfriend:

lesbianboyfriend:

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable

alternatively, they should invent a loneliness that i don’t have to bear

funnytwittertweets: